Did you add the pretzels before or after the splooge?
MustyMustacheMan
Itβs jizz, isnβt it?Β
Candytails
You very clearly didn’t try at all.
Hakuraze
I thought you usually used biscuits for this game.
Mashinito
Ok, but why did you jizz all over them?
Zhaneranger
Did you use cheese?
XROOR
It looks like a news chopper view after a massive landslide and the pretzels are massive tree trunks.
However, the news crew is wondering where the white chocolate came fromβ¦.
Slappah_Dah_Bass
From the windows to the pretzel sticks!!
RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker
doesn’t look like you tried THAT hard
DesmondTapenade

SnooWoofers496
This is making me dry heave π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
archimidesx

loosewilly45
Gotta make a double boiler bro. ( sauce pan with boiling water with a metal bowel that’s slightly bigger on top) that way the chocolate stays at melting temp but doesn’t burn. Then just take em and dip
StevesRoomate
I nearly passed out, but the pretzels are ready
New-Oil6131
You made art.
Available-Hat1640
do not the pretzel
GovernmentChance4182
You forgot the white chocolate, a key ingredient
CrazyCatLady9777
Everyone is talking about the cum chocolate, but as a German I’m abhorred at what you call pretzels
thetruelu
Man quit lying. We all know what this really is
ackshee
Bukkake pretzels, yum
Aggravating-Let4536
I thought u put mayo on blunts
WarPotential7349
In theory, you could fold the wax paper in half, smash all this up, dump it in a pot of melted chocolate, pour it into a lined cookie sheet, let it cool and tell everyone it was “holiday bark” that you made TOTALLY on purpose…
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you know what iβm saying??
Did you add the pretzels before or after the splooge?
Itβs jizz, isnβt it?Β
You very clearly didn’t try at all.
I thought you usually used biscuits for this game.
Ok, but why did you jizz all over them?
Did you use cheese?
It looks like a news chopper view after a massive landslide and the pretzels are massive tree trunks.
However, the news crew is wondering where the white chocolate came fromβ¦.
From the windows to the pretzel sticks!!
doesn’t look like you tried THAT hard

This is making me dry heave π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£

Gotta make a double boiler bro. ( sauce pan with boiling water with a metal bowel that’s slightly bigger on top) that way the chocolate stays at melting temp but doesn’t burn. Then just take em and dip
I nearly passed out, but the pretzels are ready
You made art.
do not the pretzel
You forgot the white chocolate, a key ingredient
Everyone is talking about the cum chocolate, but as a German I’m abhorred at what you call pretzels
Man quit lying. We all know what this really is
Bukkake pretzels, yum
I thought u put mayo on blunts
In theory, you could fold the wax paper in half, smash all this up, dump it in a pot of melted chocolate, pour it into a lined cookie sheet, let it cool and tell everyone it was “holiday bark” that you made TOTALLY on purpose…
Jizz twigs
oh